Mike: So I was watching the news the other night at work and there was this doctor on there talking about some new kind of breast implants..
Me: That's cool.. What's different about them?
Mike: They take fat from your stomach and put it into your boobs.. It is supposed to be a more natural kind of implant or something.
Me: Weird.. Will you get me that for my birthday?
Mike: No. I think you are perfect just the way you are... I wouldn't change a thing..
That would have been the perfect ending to a perfect date.. But no.. He had to add this..
Mike: Do you think our insurance will cover it?